"Why would you want to know who I am? if anything, what ever you might write as your "Biography" might be fake so why even bother to decipher which is which when I have so little time to waste. If you wish to know something about me, be brave enough to ask me not search it through other methods,you'll never be certain if the information they might give you is true or false, there for you cannot trust anyone with information unless its me. Now if you ask me, there might be a small catch, I may or may not tell you. Depending on who you are I'll choose, if I dislike or do not trust you one bit, the answer is obvious. I won't tell you anything but if you have a struck of luck and I do answer then do expect a Long paragraph. The rest I'll leave it to Watson to explain or answer. No pictures, no interview, I hate those, and please don't try to break into my house, you might accidentally "fall" out the window as much others before yourself."